Best Actaul Newspaper Headlines

  • Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire

  • Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

  • Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

  • British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

  • Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

  • Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

  • Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

  • Deer Kill 17,000

  • Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

  • Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

  • Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe

  • Eye Drops Off Shelf

  • Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

  • If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

  • Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

  • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

  • Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

  • Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

  • Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

  • Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

  • Miners Refuse to Work after Death

  • Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

  • New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

  • Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

  • Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

  • Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

  • Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

  • Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

  • Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

  • Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

  • Stolen Painting Found by Tree

  • Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

  • Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

  • Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

  • Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

  • War Dims Hope for Peace