Canonical Lies

  • FREE!
  • Health care will be free.
  • I already paid that fine/registration/ticket.
  • I am not a crook...
  • I didn't inhale.
  • I didn't say that!
  • I hate to leave so soon.
  • I have a headache.
  • I love you.
  • I only have eyes for you.
  • I really had to work late, honey.
  • I swear I fell asleep on the couch.
  • I'll be right there.
  • I'm a team player.
  • I'm actually a brain surgeon, I just flip hamburgers as a change of pace.
  • I'm not as look as I drunk.
  • I'm on the pill.
  • I'm with the band.
  • I've had a vasectomy.
  • I've never felt this way about anyone before.
  • I've never lied.
  • Let's Just Be Friends.
  • Life has a meaning.
  • My commute is only 30 minutes.
  • No MSG.
  • No Purchase Necessary to Win.
  • Of COURSE I love you.
  • Oh, that can happen to EVERY man.
  • She (or he) is just a friend.
  • Strictly by the book.
  • That's a beautiful baby.
  • The check is in the mail.
  • The next release of our software fixes your problem.
  • These photos are for "Vogue" -- now lose the blouse!
  • This exam will be easier than the last one.
  • This hurts me more than it hurts you.
  • This will only hurt for a little while,
  • This will only take a minute.
  • Trust me!!!!!!
  • We just talked.
  • We're from the government; we're here to help.
  • What's fair is fair.
  • You can quit any time.
  • You gotta have faith.
  • You must have gotten to the bank before my deposit cleared.
  • You're the best.
  • You're the first.
  • Yours free if you call now!!!