| Andersen Consulting |
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the Road was threatening its
dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant
challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly
competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship
with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical
Distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry
Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills,
methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's
people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy
within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a
diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with
Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to
Engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their
Personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them
to Synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of
delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an
enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry
cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting,
enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically
based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified
market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core
values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business
integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to
become more successful.
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| Aristotle |
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. |
| Bill Gates |
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. |
| Buddha |
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. |
| Captain James T. Kirk |
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. |
| Clinton |
I did not, and I repeat, I did not have sexual relations with the chicken. |
| Colonel Sanders |
I missed one? |
| Darwin |
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. |
| Einstein |
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. |
| Ernest Hemingway |
To die. In the rain. |
| Fox Mulder |
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it? |
| Freud |
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. |
| Hippocrates |
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. |
| Jerry Seinfeld |
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?" |
| Karl Marx |
It was a historical inevitability. |
| Kindergarten Teacher |
To get to the other side. |
| Louis Farrakhan |
The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. |
| Machiavelli |
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. |
| Martin Luther King, Jr. |
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. |
| Moses |
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. |
| Oliver Stone |
The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?" |
| Plato |
For the greater good. |
| Ralph Waldo Emerson |
The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended it. |
| Richard M. Nixon |
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, The chicken did NOT cross the road. |
| Ronald Reagan |
I forget. |
| Saddam Hussein |
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. |
| Timothy Leary |
Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. |
