Two Ethical Questions to Ponder

Question 1 If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who already had 8 kids, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

If you answered yes to the abortion question, you just killed Beethoven.

Question 2 It is time to elect the world leader and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A
  • Associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists.
  • He's had two mistresses.
  • He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B
  • He has been kicked out of office twice.
  • He sleeps until noon.
  • He used opium in college.
  • He drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
  • He is a decorated war hero.
  • He's also a vegetarian.
  • He doesn't smoke.
  • He drinks only an occasional beer.
  • He hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your first choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

Contributed by <Eric Leeker>