| 65°F |
Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night |
| 60°F |
Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) |
| 50°F |
Miami residents turn on the heat |
| 45°F |
Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts |
| 40°F |
You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming |
| 35°F |
Italian cars don't start |
| 32°F |
Water freezes |
| 30°F |
You plan your vacation to Australia |
| 25°F |
Ohio water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Minnesotans eat ice cream
Canadians go swimming |
| 20°F |
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacation further South |
| 15°F |
French cars don't start
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you |
| 10°F |
You need jumper cables to get the car going |
| 5°F |
American cars don't start |
| 0°F |
Alaskans put on T-shirts |
| -10°F |
German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink |
| -15°F |
You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist |
| -20°F |
Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don't start |
| -25°F |
Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going |
| -30°F |
You plan a two week hot bath
Swedish cars don't start |
| -40°F |
Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South |
| -50°F |
Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window |
| -80°F |
Hell freezes over
Polar bears move South
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game |
| -90°F |
Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
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