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"Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching."
-- Andrew, Age 9
"Wear a hat when feeding seagulls."
-- Rocky, age 9
"Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning."
-- Stephanie, age 8
"Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower."
-- Lamar, age 10
"Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes."
-- Carrol, age 9
"Never bug a pregnant mom."
-- Nicholas, age 11
"Don't ever be too full for dessert."
-- Kelly, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him."
-- Heather, age 16
"Never tell your mom her diet's not working."
-- Michael, age 14
"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
-- Joel, age 12
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone."
-- Alyesha, age 13
"Never try to baptize a cat."
-- Laura, age 13
"Never spit when on a roller coaster."
-- Scott, age 11
"Never do pranks at a police station."
-- Sam, age 10
"Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving."
-- Rob, age 10
"Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do."
-- Hank, age 12
"Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand."
-- Molly, age 11
"Listen to your brain. It has lots of information."
-- Chelsey, age 7
"Stay away from prunes."
-- Randy, age 9
"Never dare your little brother to paint the family car."
-- Phillip, age 13
"Forget the cake, go for the icing."
-- Cynthia, age 8
"Remember the two places you are always welcome-church and Grandma's house."
-- Joanne, age 11
"When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents."
-- Matthew, age 12
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