| ( ) | the tooth could not be found |
| ( ) | it was not a human tooth |
| ( ) | we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny |
| ( ) | we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor |
| ( ) | the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash |
| ( ) | the tooth did not originally belong to you |
| ( ) | the tooth fairy does not process fingernails |
| ( ) | your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action |
| ( ) | you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy |
| ( ) | you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received |
| ( ) | the tooth is still in your mouth |
| ( ) | the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit |
| ( ) | no night light was on at the time of our visit |
| ( ) | the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing |
| ( ) | we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
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[ ] string
[ ] pliers
[ ] gunpowder
[ ] hammer marks
[ ] chisel
[ ] part of skull attached to tooth
[ ] no dental care
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| ( ) | other: |
Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.
Sincerely,
The Tooth Fairy
