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| Smart man |
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Smart woman |
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Romance |
| Smart man |
+ |
Dumb woman |
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Pregnancy |
| Dumb man |
+ |
Smart woman |
= |
Affair |
| Dumb man |
+ |
Dumb woman |
= |
Marriage |
| Smart boss |
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Smart employee |
= |
Profit |
| Smart boss |
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Dumb employee |
= |
Production |
| Dumb boss |
+ |
Smart employee |
= |
Promotion |
| Dumb boss |
+ |
Dumb employee |
= |
Overtime |
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes;
there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument..
Contributed by William Musico
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