| Amputation |
when you stick your fingers in the wall |
Anesthetist |
stalker of bird homes |
Antibodies |
insects |
Antibodies |
things that uncles are familiar with |
Artery |
the study of paintings |
Bacteria |
the back door of a cafeteria |
Bandages |
rock groups |
Barium |
what doctors do when patients die |
Botulism |
making mistakes |
Bowel |
a letter like a, e, i, o, or u |
Caesarian Section |
a neighborhood in Rome |
Cardiac |
someone addicted to poker |
Cat Scan |
searching for kitty |
Cauterize |
made eye contact with Hillary |
Colic |
a kind of sheep dog |
Cortisone |
the justice building |
D & C |
where the White House is |
Dilate |
to live a long time |
Enema |
not a friend |
Enteritis |
a penchant for burglary |
ER |
the things you hear with |
Fibrillate |
tell lies |
G.I. Series |
a soldier ball game |
Genital |
not Jewish |
Hangnail |
coat hook |
Head nurse |
Alka Seltzer |
ICU |
peek-a-boo |
Impotent |
distinguished, well-known |
Labor Pain |
getting hurt at work |
Medical Staff |
a doctor's cane |
Morbid |
a higher offer |
Nitrates |
cheaper than day rates |
Node |
was aware of |
Organ transplant |
time to call the piano movers |
Outpatient |
a person who fainted |
Pap Smear |
a fatherhood test |
Pathological |
the reasonable way to go |
Pelvis |
Elvis Presley's cousin |
Plaster cast |
free beer backstage |
Pneumonia |
inventive complaining |
Post-operative |
a letter carrier |
Recovery Room |
a place to do upholstery |
Rectum |
damn near killed 'em |
Red blood count |
Dracula |
Seizure |
Roman Emperor |
Sterile solution |
an option to the elevator |
Surgery |
a reason to get an uninterruptible power supply |
Tablet |
a small table |
Terminal Illness |
D.I.A. |
Triple bypass |
better than a quarterback sneak |
Triple bypass |
tricky route on the interstate |
Tumor |
more than one |
Urine |
opposite of you're out |
Varicose |
nearby |
Vein |
conceited |
Waiting room |
a heavy space |
