| In prison |
you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. |
| At work |
you spend the majority of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.
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| In prison |
you get three meals a day.
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| At work |
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
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| In prison |
you get time off for good behavior. |
| At work |
you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
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| In prison |
a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
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| At work |
you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
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| In prison |
you can watch TV and play games. |
| At work |
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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| In prison |
they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. |
| At work |
you are just ball-and-chained.
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| In prison |
you get your own loo. |
| At work |
you have to share.
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| In prison |
they allow your family and friends to visit. |
| At work |
you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
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| In prison |
all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. |
| At work |
you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the
prisoners.
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| In prison |
you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. |
| At work |
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
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| In prison |
you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. |
| At work |
there are some programs you can never get out of.
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| In prison |
there are wardens who are often sadistic. |
| At work |
we have managers.
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