The Shortest Books Ever Written
compiled by John Ruscio

  1. 1000 Years of German Humor
  2. 30,000 Volts Of Electricity As A Means Of Hair Curling
  3. A Foreigner's Guide To Camping In Florida
  4. A Guide To Snorkeling In Norway
  5. A Happy Home Life And Marriage, by Donald Trump
  6. A Happy Home Life And Marriage, Part II, by Woody Allen
  7. A History Of U.S. Presidents That Made Progress
  8. A journey through the mind of Dennis Rodman
  9. A Millenium Of German Humor
  10. A study of Arab Democracies
  11. A tourists Guide to the City of Lights Friendliest people
  12. Advanced Macintosh User's Guide
  13. Advanced Piano, by Richard Clayderman
  14. Advanced Piano, Vol II, by Yanni
  15. Advanced Subtraction
  16. Al Gore: The Wild Years
  17. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
  18. American Foreign Policy Successes
  19. Americans' Guide to Etiquette
  20. Americans Who Understand The Difference Between Punctuation And Grammar
  21. America's Most Popular Lawyers
  22. An Anthology Of Coral Reefs Of The Sahara Desert
  23. Anagrams Of The Word "A"
  24. Arctic Water Polo
  25. Atheists Who Converted To Christianity
  26. Banjo Sonatas
  27. Beating The Crap Out Of Innocent Little Children, by Benjamin Spock
  28. Bedouin Olympic Swimmers
  29. Behave Yourself, by David Letterman
  30. Bill Clinton: A Portrait of Integrity
  31. Blacks I Met While Yachting
  32. Blind Dates That Worked Out
  33. Bob Dole - The Wild Years
  34. Bowler's Guide To Health & Fitness
  35. British Generals not offended by American Generals
  36. Career opportunities for History majors
  37. Chunnel successes - or How best to spend 4 Billion Pounds
  38. Clinton's Unbroken Promises
  39. Complete List Of American Malls Without A "Gap"
  40. Concise Speeches in Parliament
  41. Contraception by Pope John Paul II
  42. Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu
  43. Countries Competing In The World Series
  44. Countries That Like Americans
  45. Countries Where Socialism Is Successful
  46. Deep South Genetic Variation
  47. Deep-Thinking Liberals
  48. Dentures For Sharks
  49. Detroit - A Travel Guide
  50. Different Ways To Spell "Bob"
  51. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
  52. Dutch Generosity Through The Centuries
  53. Easy UNIX
  54. Egyptian Battle Tactics
  55. Embracing Junk
  56. Encyclopedia Of The Floridian Brain
  57. English - French Friendship societies
  58. English Automobiles that run after the warranty expires
  59. English Battles won in North America
  60. English contributions to the culinary world
  61. English Duchesess who haven't appeared on Page 3 of the Sun
  62. English sports you can understand
  63. Englishmen who have never been embarrassed
  64. Eskimo Swimsuit Models
  65. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
  66. Everything Men Know About Women
  67. Everything Women Know About Men
  68. Expansion of the English Empire since 1775
  69. Famous Australians Of The Fourteenth Century
  70. Famous British Orthodontists
  71. Famous British plays under 4 hours
  72. Famous Long Islanders Who Weren't In Nationally Televised Scandals
  73. Fast And Efficient Windows Applications
  74. Feminists Worth Marrying
  75. Folk Stories Of The Canadian-Portugese Border Patrol
  76. French Hospitality
  77. Fulfilled Campaign Promises, 478 BC - 1996 AD
  78. Fun Party Games Involving Porcupines
  79. Fun With Sharp, Painful Needles
  80. Fun With Unix
  81. Funny English movies that don't star anyone from Monty Python
  82. Gandhi's Influence On Ted Bundy
  83. Gay Men Named Spike
  84. Genghis Khan And The Mongols: A Feminist Perspective
  85. George Bush, Sr : The Wild Years
  86. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
  87. Good English Cooking
  88. Great Australian Beers
  89. Great Blonde Thinkers Through The Ages
  90. Great English Lovers
  91. Great Ski vacations in Britain
  92. Hemophilic Vampires
  93. Heterosexual Hangouts In Key West
  94. Hilarious Female Comics
  95. Hindu Beef Recipes
  96. Honesty In The White House
  97. How I Became A Stud, by Zamfir
  98. How Mass Unemployment Helps The Economby, by Various Socialists
  99. How To Be A Successful Politician, by Jesse Jackson
  100. How To Keep A Virgin From Following You Around Afterward
  101. How to Pour a generous shot in England
  102. How to spend a sunny day in England
  103. How to Sustain a Musical Career by Art Garfunkel
  104. How To Sustain A Musical Career, by Art Garfunkel
  105. How To Win Your Life Back With A Nice Big Cheeseburger
  106. Hygiene - the French way
  107. Ice Recipes
  108. In Chase Of The American Dream, by Fidel Castro
  109. In response to that last one, somebody said:
  110. Internet Threads That Don't Contain Flames
  111. Italian War Heroes
  112. Japanese Compendium For English Pronunciation
  113. Jerry Garcia's Guide to Beating Drug Addiction
  114. Jewish Business Ethics
  115. Jurassic Laundromat
  116. Known Ways To Cure Cancer With A Toothbrush
  117. Life As An Air Traffic Controller, by Ray Charles
  118. Madonna On Formal Wear
  119. Malcolm X's Guide To Pork Dishes
  120. Marcel Marceau's Greatest Speeches
  121. Men Who Like Circumcision
  122. Mike Tyson On Dating Etiquette
  123. Mike Tyson's guide to Dating Etiquette
  124. Mime Talk
  125. Modesty, The American Way
  126. Mormon Divorce Lawyers
  127. Mother Teresa's Guide To Erotic Pottery
  128. Mountaineering The Netherlands
  129. My Argument For Democracy, by Ted Kennedy
  130. My Favorite Barbers, by Yassir Arafat
  131. My Favorite Jewish Barbers, by Yassir Arafat
  132. My Life Without Bill, by Roger Clinton
  133. My Life Without Michael, by LaToya Jackson
  134. My Life Without My Father, by Ron Reagan
  135. My Life Without Roseanne, by Tom Arnold
  136. My Secrets And Tips To Make Friends, by Darth Vader
  137. National Directory Of Irish AA Members
  138. Net Ethics
  139. NFL's Greatest Thinkers Ever
  140. Nice Guys Who Got To Be President
  141. Numerical Equivalencies Of 2
  142. Olympic Athletes Who Think Sports Are Really Stupid
  143. On Human Rights, by Fidel Castro
  144. One Hundred And One Spotted Owl Recipes, by The EPA
  145. One-Legged Folk Dances
  146. Operating Instructions For Scotch Tape
  147. Oprah Winfrey's Guide To Avoiding Fatty Foods
  148. Original Japanese Designers
  149. Orville Reddenbacher's Favorite Snack Treats
  150. Our Favorite Disco Songs, by Led Zeppelin
  151. Our Sex Life Since Gennifer Flowers, by Hillary Clinton
  152. Owner's Manual To An Amish-Built Toaster
  153. Painless Tooth Extraction
  154. Party Tricks With Boiling Lead
  155. People Who Actually MADE.MONEY.FAST
  156. People Who Saw "Ishtar"
  157. Philanthropy, by Donald Trump
  158. Pi, Rounded For Everyday Use
  159. Popular Lawyers
  160. Popular Recording Artists With A Shred Of Artistic Integrity
  161. Portability Of The C Language
  162. Practical Applications Of The Kamasutra For Non-Contortionists
  163. Proud Parents Of Rock Musicians
  164. Public Political Activities During Franco's Government In Spain
  165. Purebred Mutts
  166. Quantum Physics For Absolute Morons
  167. Rapper's Guide To Etiquette
  168. Really Big Midgets
  169. Reasons Not To Have Sex
  170. Recent Advances In Flying Submarine Technology
  171. Red Barns That Are Yellow
  172. Respected Lawyers
  173. Romanian Square Dances
  174. Romantic Words Beginning With "X"
  175. Ross Perot's Ear Improvement Manual
  176. Rottweilers Who Speak Italian
  177. Royal Family's Guide to Good Marriages
  178. Safe Driving In France
  179. Safe Places to Travel in the USA
  180. Sainthood In Government
  181. Satan's Love Letters
  182. Scottish World Cup Successes
  183. Sign Language For The Blind
  184. Sober Irishmen
  185. Social Occasions Requiring Hip Waders
  186. Soothing Nervous Polar Bears With Tickling Tricks
  187. Spacious British hotel rooms
  188. Staple Your Way To Success
  189. Straight Hairdressers
  190. Subatomic Particles In The Bathtub
  191. Subatomic Particles That Taste Like Licorice
  192. Successful Applications Of Artificial Intelligence
  193. Successful Experiments In Cohabitation With Piranhas
  194. Successful Trekkies
  195. Surgeon General's Warning: This Is Not A Book
  196. Sylverster Stallone's Dramatic Acting Tips
  197. Talkative sober englishmen
  198. Tasty bile recipies
  199. Tasty Sediment
  200. Ted Koppel's All-Time Greatest On-The-Air Booger Jokes
  201. The American Medical Association's Guide To Proper Penmanship
  202. The Amish phone book
  203. The Australian Book of Foreplay
  204. The Beginner's Guide To Having Your Leg Fall Asleep
  205. The Book of Motivated Postal Workers (Canadian edition) (U.S.edition)
  206. The Canonical List Of Rap Songs With Positive Messages
  207. The Code of Ethics for Lawyers
  208. The Comic Genius Of Tom Arnold
  209. The Compleat Chevy Chase Show
  210. The Complete Collection Of Harlem Poetry
  211. The Complete Guide To Composing And Playing Progressive Rap Music
  212. The Contribution Of Political Correctness To Free Speech
  213. The Educational Guide To MTV
  214. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion
  215. The Englishman's Guide to the Secrets of Romance
  216. The Genius Of Barry Manilow
  217. The Gentle Side Of Joseph Stalin
  218. The Happy Hooker Goes To Our Lady Of Sorrows Convent
  219. The History Of DARE In Bogota, Colombia
  220. The Irish In Israel: A Retrospective
  221. The Jewish Book of Business Ethics
  222. The KKK Manual Of Tact And Etiquette
  223. The Merits Of Gun Control, by the NRA
  224. The Mormon Guide To Alternative Sex
  225. The Outstanding Virtues Of Intel Processors
  226. The Plan For Prohibition In Australia
  227. The Pope's Wife, A Very Nice Nancy
  228. The Shaker Village Electrical Engineering Lexicon
  229. The Total Vocabulary Of Arnold Schwarzeneggar
  230. The Vatican List of Celibate Priests
  231. The Warrent Commission's Search For Truth
  232. The Who's Who Of Great Republican Humanitarians
  233. The Wit And Wisdom Of Dan Quayle
  234. The World Guide to Good American Beer
  235. Thesaurus Of Square Roots
  236. Things That Look Like An Apple, Taste Like An Apple, But Are Not An Apple
  237. Things That Taste Better With Arsenic
  238. Things to do with leftover Haggis - for the Scots in the crowd
  239. Things You Could Buy At The World Artichoke Festival
  240. Thinking American
  241. To Tell The Truth, by President Bill Clinton
  242. Understanding The C Language
  243. Unshakeable Principles I Live By, by Bill Clinton
  244. User Friendly Unix
  245. Vice Presidents With Really Good Ideas
  246. Volume One Of Madonna's Morality Encyclopedia
  247. Wars Won by America this Century
  248. Waterskiing In The Bermuda Triangle
  249. Wealthy Bums
  250. What Men Know About Women
  251. What To Do With Finger Paints
  252. Who's who in Puerto Rico
  253. Why I Love Britain: A Native's Perspective
  254. Why People Are More Important Than Animals, by Greenpeace
  255. Why Political Correctness Is Not Censorship
  256. Windows Programming Made Easy
  257. World Leaders Born In Omaha
  258. Wrath Of The Ant Colony
  259. Young, Single Males Speak Out Against Masturbation