| Man |
"Haven't we met before?" |
| Woman |
"Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." |
| Man |
"Haven't I seen you someplace before? |
| Woman |
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." |
| Man |
"Is this seat empty?" |
| Woman |
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." |
| Man |
"So, wanna go back to my place ?" |
| Woman |
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" |
| Man |
"Your place or mine?" |
| Woman |
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." |
| Man |
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?" |
| Woman |
"It's in the phone book." |
| Man |
"But I don't know your name." |
| Woman |
"That's in the phone book too." |
| Man |
"So what do you do for a living?" |
| Woman |
"I'm a female impersonator." |
| Man |
"Hey, baby, what's your sign?" |
| Woman |
"Do not Enter" |
| Man |
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?" |
| Woman |
"Unfertilized!" |
| Man |
"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" |
| Woman |
"Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" |
| Man |
"I know how to please a woman." |
| Woman |
"Then please leave me alone." |
| Man |
"I want to give myself to you." |
| Woman |
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." |
| Man |
"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: |
| Woman |
"Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing". |
| Man |
"Your body is like a temple." |
| Woman |
"Sorry, there are no services today." |
| Man |
"I'd go through anything for you." |
| Woman |
"Good! Let's start with your bank account." |
| Man |
"I would go to the end of the world for you. |
| Woman |
"Yes, but would you stay there? |
