| If She Says |
What She Means is |
| Do you love me? |
I'm going to ask for something expensive. |
| How much do you love me? |
I did something today you're really not going to like. |
| I need wedding shoes |
The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. |
| I'll be ready in a minute. |
1. Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
2. I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. |
| I heard a noise |
I noticed you were almost asleep. |
| I'm not upset |
Of course I'm upset....you moron! |
| You have to learn to communicate. |
Just agree with me. |
| Are you listening to me!? |
[Too late, you're dead.] |
| We need |
I want |
| We need to talk |
I need to complain |
| Sure... go ahead |
I don't want you to. |
| It's your decision |
The correct decision should be obvious bozo. |
| Do what you want |
You'll pay for this later. |
| Do I look fat in this dress? |
1. Tell me I'm beautiful. 2. We haven't had a fight in a while. |
| Do you like this recipe? |
It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. |
| I want new curtains |
and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... |
