Women's English vs. Men's English Women's English: Said Meant Yes No No Yes Maybe No I'm sorry You'll be sorry We need I want It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want You'll pay for this later. We need to talk I need to complain. Sure go ahead I don't want you to. I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient I want a new house. I want new curtains and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... Hang the picture there NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? I did something today you're really not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? [Too late, you're dead.] Was that the baby? Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep. I'm not yelling! Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important. The same old thing Nothing Nothing Everything Everything My PMS is acting up. Nothing, really It's just that you're such an asshole. Men's English: Said Meant I'm hungry I'm hungry. I'm sleepy I'm sleepy. I'm tired I'm tired. Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you. May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Nice dress! Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage. I want to fondle you. What's wrong? I don't see why your making such a big deal about this. What's wrong? What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? What's wrong? I guess sex tonight is out of the question. I'm bored. Do you want to have sex? I love you. Let's have sex now. I love you, too. Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now! Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. I liked it better before. Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. $50 and it doesn't look that much different! Let's talk. I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. Will you marry me? I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. (while shopping) I like that one better. Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. I am gay